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August Interview Schedule
8/7 Rhys Bowen Love and Death Among the Cheetahs
8/14 Heather Gilbert Belinda Blake and the Snake in the Grass
8/21 Lynn Chandler Willis Tell Me No Secrets
8/28 Cynthia Kuhn The Subject of Malice
8/31 Bernard Schaffer An Unsettled Grave

Saturday Guest Bloggers: 8/3 M. S. Spencer, 8/10 Zaida Alfaro

WWK Satuday Bloggers: 8/24 Kait Carson

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Congratulations to our writers for the following publications:


Shari Randall will be writing again for St. Martin's, perhaps under a pseudonym. We look forward to reading Shari's Ice Cream Shop Mystery series debuting next year. Congratulations, Shari!

Susan Van Kirk's A Death At Tippett Pond was released on June 15th. Read E. B. Davis's interview with Susan.


KM Rockwood's "Frozen Daiquiris" appears in The Best Laid Plans: 21 Stories of Mystery & Suspense, edited by Judy Penz Sheluk. The anthology will be released on June 18th.

Congratulations to Margaret S. Hamilton for being a finalist in the Daphne Du Maurier contest. Margaret competes in the Unpublished/Mainstream mystery/suspense category.

Congratulations to Shari Randall for WINNING the Agatha Award for Best First Novel. Her book, Curses, Boiled Again was published by St. Martin's last year. Read the interview about the book here. Yay, Shari!

Fishy Business anthology authors include KM Rockwood, Debra Goldstein, and James M. Jackson. This volume was edited by Linda Rodriguez.

Please read Margaret S. Hamilton and Debra Goldstein's short stories (don't ask about their modus operandi) in a new anthology, Cooked To Death Vol. IV: Cold Cut Files

Warren Bull's Abraham Lincoln: Seldom Told Stories was released. It is available at: GoRead: https://www.goread.com/book/abraham-lincoln-seldom-told-stories or at Amazon: https://tinyurl.com/ydaklx8p

Grace Topping's mystery, Staging is Murder was released April 30.

James M. Jackson extends the Seamus McCree series with the May 25th publication of #6, False Bottom.

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Saturday, August 3, 2019

A Surfeit of Pills by M. S. Spencer


My first novel—which unfortunately went into the circular file by accident—envisioned the murder by poison of the director of the Environmental Protection Agency. This was before the internet, so my research was done at the library. Luckily, I happen to be a reference librarian so it was fun and productive. Like most murder mystery writers, I’m constantly searching for the impossible crime—the locked room, the body on the top of the George Washington Masonic Memorial, the mysterious stranger found shot on an empty train—and the perfect weapon—the untraceable poison, the frozen leg of lamb. So it was that I found myself leafing through the Physicians Desk Reference, and discovered that acetaminophen is actually seriously dangerous. As my doctor said, “You can eat a truckload of aspirin and need your stomach pumped; eat a bottle of acetaminophen and you die.” Whew!
I didn’t use it then. But I will someday.
I actually want to write about writers in my books. I have published twelve mystery/romantic suspense novels, but so far I only have one story with both a writer as villain and another as hero. Rancor Bass (Really! His father was peeved at having to welcome a sixth child into the family) is a famous author of mysteries. He’s also a pill. He teams up with another writer—Charity Snow, ace reporter—to solve a hundred-year-old mystery in The Pit & the Passion: Murder at the Ghost Hotel.
Here’s the blurb:
Although his arrogance nearly exceeds his talent, Charity soon discovers a warm heart beating under Rancor’s handsome exterior. While dealing with a drop-dead gorgeous editor who may or may not be a villain, a publisher with a dark secret, and an irascible forensic specialist, Charity and Rancor unearth an unexpected link to the most famous circus family in the world.
Along the way Rancor enlists his circle of author friends. He asks Charity to get in touch with them. Here’s his description of them:
“First off is Atalanta L’Amour— she writes shapeshifter vampire erotica. You’ll like her. Number is 212-555-6438.” He waited for her to write it down. “Got that? Okay, next is Holdridge K. Wheelock, the essayist.”
“Wheelock. Didn’t he write that parody of Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance?”
“Yes and no. He didn’t mean it to be tongue-in cheek, and when it was roundly criticized as not zany enough, he took offense. He’s at Dontugetsatireumoron-at-HoldridgeKWheelock-dotcom. I’d better spell that out.” He did.
“Is that it?”
“No, two more. I want to descend on the French judicial system like an Ottoman horde. Besides, you may only pry one or two of them from their nests.”
“Typical writers then?”
“Hey!”
“Names, please.”
“All right, but you better promise to treat them with respect. And don’t forget the kid gloves. Third is Jemimah Heartsleeve.”
“Oh, I read one of hers. Not bad. What’s that genre of romance called? Something about steam.”
“Steamy. Or did you mean steampunk? Yes, a reviewer back in the nineteen seventies told her she has a voice, and she’s never let anyone forget it. However, when aroused, she’s like a marmot with a bone, or whatever they gnaw. She lives in a hovel.”
“A hovel?”
“Atalanta’s assessment, not mine. That dyspeptic snob looks down her imperious nose at a house with a mere twenty rooms and only one indoor sunken garden. What’s worse, it’s in that bastion of rebel resistance, Charleston.”
“A step up from a rusty beach chair, I’d say.”
“Yes. Well. Her number is 843-555-2337…Ready? Last but not least is Bernard Guttersnipe (not his real name). Styles himself a modern progressive. In other words, he writes depressing novels with wholly unlikable characters and plots so vague you’re not quite sure when the book is over. His email is nihilism-at-Guttersnipe-dot-com.”

There’s nothing more satisfying than making fun of writers that remind one of oneself, right? Now, guess which (if any) of these quirky writers is the villain? Oh, by the way, the murderer may be someone else entirely.
You can find The Pit and the Passion: Murder at the Ghost Hotel, here:

A little about me:


13 comments:

Margaret S. Hamilton said...

hilarious. Congratulations on your new release.

Kait said...

Sounds like a delightful read! My guess, none of the above.

M. S. Spencer said...

Thanks Margaret--I had so much fun writing Rancor--there are some scenes I still laugh at (one in Paris when he's arrested). And Kait--your guess is as good as mine :). Thanks to E. B. and all the Writers who kill for letting me guest post!

JENNIFER WILCK said...

It must be a lot of fun researching methods of murder and mayhem. Good luck with the book!

M. S. Spencer said...

Jennifer--it is fun to research. Actually for The Pit & the Passion I consulted my dentist for technical details on dental forensics--how to identify a skeleton with no teeth by bone loss etc. He was super excited to be the technical consultant!

Warren Bull said...

I like the concept of evil writers since there really aren't any.

Colleen L Donnelly said...

I so envy and admire mystery writers! It is a level of plotting I haven't achieved yet!

Karen Hulene Bartell said...

The Pit & the Passion sounds like a fun read - especially for writers!

M. S. Spencer said...

Warren--these writers aren't evil, but they are quirky!
Thanks for reading, Colleen--yes, writing a mystery is hard--you want lots of red herrings and twists yet still at the end have the reader think, "Sheesh, I should have figured that out!"
Karen--both hero & heroine are writers in this story, so it's doubly fun.

CB Clark said...

Yikes! You must have been devastated when you realized you'd thrown out your manuscript. If it's any comfort, I think the same thing happened to Hemingway. Not bad company. Loved the excerpt.

KM Rockwood said...

You certainly have a way with naming character!

I bet the murderer is someone else. Passion Pitowski, perhaps?

Nightingale said...

Your research resulted in a good book I bet. I also wager you found out how to kill and make people laugh, a feat if I ever heard of one. Best with your new release.

Jacqueline Seewald said...

This excerpt reads very well. Congrats on the new novel.