At Writers Who Kill blog spot we hope you have a joyous holiday season. We will
put up new blogs starting on January 3, 2011. Until then we offer the songs below
for people who have had more than enough of the festivities:
IT’S BEGINNING TO LOOK A LOT LIKE PRISON
(To the tune of it’s Beginning to look a lot like Christmas)
It’s beginning to look a lot like prison
Everywhere I see
The jurors’ unfriendly eyes
Prosecution cracking wise
My attorney will not look at me.
It’s beginning to look a lot like hard time
Shouldn’t have testified
But how did I know she’d rat
Because of our little spat
Now everybody knows how much I lied.
The Bailiff’s fitting me with handcuffs
He’s taking me away
More chances to make new friends
Opportunities never end
And I’ll be home in ten years and a day.
(To the tune of Walking in a Winter Wonderland)
Homicide. Were you listenin’?
Did you see the blood glistenin’?
Friends forever. Narcing never.
Sneaking ‘cross a winter wonderland
In the hood there used to be a stoolie
We’ll pretend that we were never there
When they ask, “Where were you? Tell me truly.”
Shopping for my brother’s underwear.
Later on we conspire.
Smoke some weed
And get higher.
The cops come around
To tell us they found
Our tracks across the winter wonderland.