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October Interviews
10/2 Debra H. Goldstein, Two Bites To Many
10/10 Connie Berry, A Legacy of Murder
10/17 Lida Sideris, Double Murder or Nothing
10/23 Toni L. P. Kelner writing as Leigh Perry, The Skeleton Stuffs A Stocking
10/30 Jennifer David Hesse, Autumn Alibi

Saturday Guest Bloggers:
10/5 Ang Pompano
10/12 Eyes of Texas Anthology Writers
10/19 Neil Plakcy

WWK Bloggers: 10/26 Kait Carson

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Congratulations to our writers for the following publications:



Lyrical Press will publish Kaye George's Vintage Sweets mystery series. The first book, Revenge Is Sweet, will be released in March. Look for the interview here on 3/11.

Shari Randall will be writing again for St. Martin's, perhaps under a pseudonym. We look forward to reading Shari's Ice Cream Shop Mystery series debuting next year. Congratulations, Shari!

Susan Van Kirk's A Death At Tippett Pond was released on June 15th. Read E. B. Davis's interview with Susan.

KM Rockwood's "Frozen Daiquiris" appears in The Best Laid Plans: 21 Stories of Mystery & Suspense, edited by Judy Penz Sheluk. The anthology was released on June 18th.


Fishy Business anthology authors include KM Rockwood, Debra Goldstein, and James M. Jackson. This volume was edited by Linda Rodriguez.


Please read Margaret S. Hamilton and Debra Goldstein's short stories (don't ask about their modus operandi) in a new anthology, Cooked To Death Vol. IV: Cold Cut Files.


Warren Bull's Abraham Lincoln: Seldom Told Stories was released. It is available at: GoRead: https://www.goread.com/book/abraham-lincoln-seldom-told-stories or at Amazon: https://tinyurl.com/ydaklx8p

Grace Topping's mystery, Staging is Murder was released April 30.

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Friday, February 1, 2019

Huh? What Did That Sign Say? by Warren Bull

Huh? What Did That Sign Say?  by Warren Bull






Image from Matt Atherton on Upslash

In a bathroom:
Toilet out of order. Please use the floor below

In a Laundromat:
Automatic washing machines: Please remove all your clothes when the light goes out

In a London department store:
Bargain basement upstairs

In an office:
Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday please bring it back or further steps will be taken.

In a London Office:
After tea break, Staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the draining board

Outside a second-hand shop:
We exchange anything — Bicycles, washing machines, etc. Why not bring in your wife and get a wonderful bargain?

Notice in a Health Food Shop window:
Closed due to illness

Spotted in a safari park:
Elephants, please stay in your car
Seen during a conference:
For anyone who has children and doesn’t know it, there is a daycare on the first floor

Notice on the fence along a farmer’s field
The farmer allows walkers to cross for free, but the bull charges.

Message on a leaflet:
If you cannot read, this leaflet will tell you how to get lesions.

On a repair shop door:
We can repair anything. Please knock hard on the door — the bell doesn’t work.




3 comments:

Margaret Turkevich said...

Oh, Warren. January was a long month.

KM Rockwood said...

Nice little chuckle on a cold, snowy day!

The Washington Post had an unfortunate headline yesterday, about Gov. Hogan (Maryland), a hefty man, considering the 2020 elections. Unfortunately, the headline writer put it:

Hogan Weighs 2020


Gloria Alden said...

warren,, this was so funny. I totally enjoyed it.