Huh? What Did That Sign Say? by Warren Bull

Huh? What Did That Sign Say?  by Warren Bull

Image from Matt Atherton on Upslash

In a bathroom:

Toilet out of order. Please use the floor below

In a Laundromat:

Automatic washing machines: Please remove all your clothes when the light goes out

In a London department store:

Bargain basement upstairs

In an office:

Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday please bring it back or further steps will be taken.

In a London Office:

After tea break, Staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the draining board

Outside a second-hand shop:

We exchange anything — Bicycles, washing machines, etc. Why not bring in your wife and get a wonderful bargain?

Notice in a Health Food Shop window:

Closed due to illness

Spotted in a safari park:

Elephants, please stay in your car

Seen during a conference:

For anyone who has children and doesn’t know it, there is a daycare on the first floor

Notice on the fence along a farmer’s field

The farmer allows walkers to cross for free, but the bull charges.

Message on a leaflet:

If you cannot read, this leaflet will tell you how to get lesions.

On a repair shop door:

We can repair anything. Please knock hard on the door — the bell doesn’t work.