Newspaper Article Headings: AKA Where have all the copy editors gone?
by Warren Bull
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Man kills self before shooting wife and daughter
Something went wrong in jet crash, expert says
Police begin campaign to run down Jaywalkers
Panda mating fails: Veterinarian takes over
Miners refuse to work after death
Juvenile court to try shooting defendant
War dims hope for peace
If strike isn’t settled quickly, it may last a while
London couple slain; Police suspect homicide
Red tape holds up new bridges
Man struck by lightning faces battery charge
New study of obesity looks for a larger test group
Astronaut takes blame for gas in spacecraft
Kids make nutritious snacks
Local high school dropouts cut in half
Hospitals are sued by 7 foot doctors
Typhoon rips through cemetery: Hundreds dead
These are funny. Good point about copy editors!! Seven foot doctors was my fave.
ReplyDeleteMan struck by lightning was my favorite.
ReplyDeleteThank you for giving me a morning chuckle! I love them all!
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ReplyDeleteWarren, so funny. I'm still smiling over this. I enjoyed all of them.
I think that shooting juvenile defendants just might constitute cruel and unusual punishment, and I don't see how it will cut down on gun violence.
ReplyDeleteHilarious! Thanks for my laugh for the day.
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