If you are interested in blogging or want to promote your book, please contact E. B. Davis at writerswhokill@gmail.com

Our June author interviews: Fish Out of Water Authors--6/7, Susan Van Kirk--6/14, Renee Patrick--6/21, and Joanne Guidoccio--6/28.

Saturday Guest Bloggers in June: 6/3--Geoffrey Mehl, 6/10--Joan Leotta. WWK Saturday bloggers write on 6/17--Margaret S. Hamilton and on 6/24--Kait Carson.


“May 16, 2017 – The Women’s Fiction Writers Association (WFWA) today announced the finalists of the second annual Star Award, given to authors of published women’s fiction. Six finalists were chosen in two categories, General and Outstanding Debut. The winners of the Star Award will be announced at the WFWA Retreat in Albuquerque, New Mexico on September 23, 2017.”

In the general category, WWK’s Carla Damron was one of three finalist for her novel, The Stone Necklace. Go to Carladamron.com for more information. Congratulations, Carla!

Congratulations to our writers for the following publications:

Warren Bull's new Lincoln mystery, Abraham Lincoln In Court & Campaign has been released. Look for the Kindle version on February 3.

Shari Randall's "Pets" will be included in Chesapeake Crimes: Fur, Feathers, and Felonies anthology, which will be published in 2018. In the same anthology "Rasputin," KM Rockwood's short story, will also be published. Her short story "Goldie" will be published in the Busted anthology, which will be released by Level Best Books on April 25th.

In addition, our prolific KM will have the following shorts published as well: "Sight Unseen" in Fish Out of Water, Guppie (SinC) anthology, just released, and "Making Tracks" in Passport to Murder, Bouchercon anthology, October 2017.

Margaret S. Hamilton's short story, "Once a Kappa" was published as a finalist in the Southern Writer's Magazine annual short story contest issue. Mysterical-E published her "Double Crust Corpse" in the Fall 2016 issue. "Baby Killer" will appear in the 2017 solar eclipse anthology Day of the Dark to be published this summer prior to the eclipse in August.

Linda Rodriquez has two pending book publications. Plotting the Character-Driven Novel will be released by Scapegoat Press on November 29th. Every Family Doubt, the fourth Skeet Bannion mystery, is scheduled for release on October, 18, 2017. Look for the interview by E. B. Davis here on that date!

James M. Jackson's 4th book in the Seamus McCree series, Doubtful Relations, is now available. His novella "Low Tide at Tybee" appears February 7 as part of Lowcountry Crimes: Four Novellas, which is available for order.

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Thursday, March 12, 2015

To Pun or not to Pun; That is the Question


Alfred Hitchcock once said, “Puns are the highest form of literature.” I’m not sure about that, but I do know it takes a special talent and a quirky sense of humor to come up with them. The Oxford English Dictionary describes a pun as the humorous use of a word to suggest different meanings, or of words of the same sound and different meanings. Some people love puns, some people hate them, and others are indifferent; liking a few and not caring for or not getting the point of others. I happen to find them quite amusing.


On May 9th in Austin, Texas, the 38th annual O. Henry Pun-Off World Championship will take place. People will be rewarded for spouting puns. So I thought I’d list some funny puns here to get you in the mood. The following list is taken from the “Pun of the Day” website.

1.      Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all right now.
2.      I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.
3.      I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
4.      I used to be a banker, but I lost interest.
5.      It’s not that the man did not know how to juggle; he just didn’t have the balls.
6.      I don’t trust these stairs because they’re always up to something.
7.      Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.
8.      A man just assaulted me with milk, cream and butter. How dairy.
9.      I’m glad I know sign language, it’s pretty handy.
10.  I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it all came back to me.
Some of the above were anonymous and others had hash tags, but no real names.

Last month the United Kingdom Pun Championship of 2015 was held in Leicester. A punster named Leo Kearse from Penpoint, who refers to himself as a Kearse on humanity took the title with gems like these:
“I was at the hospital last week. I asked the nurse if I could tend to my own stitches, she said suture self.”
“Marvin Gaye kept a sheep in my vineyard. He’d herd it through the grapevine.
“I used to have a job drilling holes for water. It was well, boring.”
If the above isn’t enough, on Jan. 1, The Bored of Governors of the International Save The Pun Foundation issued its annual list of the 10 Best-Stressed Puns of the year.  The following are a few.
*          There was a burglar who would sneak into people’s bedrooms to give them a pedicure as          they slept. He was a clip toe maniac.
*          What is the difference between a nicely dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed         man on a bicycle? A tire.
*          When I saw the depressed mathematician, I asked, “What sum adder with you?”
*          I bought an impressionist painting, but my cat scratched it. So I’m now selling it as a clawed Monet.

One of my sisters and also a brother-in-law of mine are quite good at creating puns. I’m not even though I enjoy hearing them and I always laugh when they tell one.  A few more perhaps?


Jonathan Swift: “Punning is a talent which no man affects to despise, but he that is without it.”
Steven Colbert: “What does Karl Marx put on his pasta? Communist Manipesto.”
Shakespeare: “Tis no mean happiness to be seated in the mean.”
Bob Hope: “Over the years, I have been subjected to many indignities, all for the sake of Art. If I ever catch him, I’m going to kill the guy.”

Okay, enough with the punning. I’m all punned out even though none of these were my own. 
Well, maybe just one more. Sorry can't help myself.

Do you like puns?
Do you create puns?
Can you share a pun you like either your own or one you’ve heard?

           



14 comments:

James Montgomery Jackson said...

I enjoy puns, especially those who make me groan. Our youngest granddaughter is at the punster stage of life and I love it. The punnier, the better.

~ Jim

Shari Randall said...

We call puns "groaners" - and you've got some great ones. "Clawed Monet" - I am going to laugh all day. Thank you, Gloria.
There's a story of a little snail that wants to race in the big leagues. He trained and trained, bought a special car called the S model, then surprised everyone by winning. You should have seen that little escargot!
Ba dum dum.

Gloria Alden said...


Jim, I think it's so cool that you have a young granddaughter that can create puns. She must be a quite intelligent young lady. Takes after her granndpa,
right?

Shari, that is so funny. How great to wake up to something that makes me laugh.

Ramona said...

My older brother and his friends are all terrific punners. I stink at it. It truly is a gift!

KM Rockwood said...

All very punny.

Gloria Alden said...


Ramona, I agree it's a gift, but how nice to have family members and others you know who can amuse you with their puns.

Yes, KM, it is. :-)

Kara Cerise said...

Thanks for the smile, Gloria. My dad loved puns! As you can imagine there was a lot of groaning in my house.

Anonymous said...

Laura Byrnes said I LOVE PUNS! Your column made me laugh. Thank you Gloria, I always read your columns, I like how you wrap it up with a question. Always something to think about.

LD Masterson said...

Did you hear a thief broke into the local police station and stole all the toilets?

Investigators have nothing to go on.

Gloria Alden said...

Kara, how nice to have a father who loved puns. I don't remember if my dad spouted them or not, but he may have and I forgot.

Laura, I'm glad you got a laugh for today. See you on Saturday at our writers group.

LD, that made me laugh out loud!!! Thanks for a another good laugh today.

Kimberly G. Giarratano said...

I love puns! The Stephen Colbert one you put up there made me laugh out loud. "Communist Manipesto." I've got to tell that to someone.

Gloria Alden said...

Kimberly, if you Google puns, you'll find all sorts of funny ones. I'm glad you enjoyed the ones I posted.

Ann G said...

I love puns, perhaps especially the bad ones, and people always send me birthday cards with the worst they can find.

One my favourites was a Christmas card featuring Olaf - you know, the other reindeer...who used to laugh at poor old Rudolph.

:-)

Gloria Alden said...


Ann, I often receive and send birthday cards with puns. I love funny cards.