Here's a recipe to help you through adversities of all kinds. But beware. These cookies
might easily kill someone. Anyone who can’t tell the difference between eating
something delicious and dying and going to heaven should avoid them.
Yield: 30 – 60
cookies, depending how big you make them
Ingredients
2 cups all-purpose
flour
½ cup cocoa powder
2 teaspoons baking
powder
¾ teaspoon salt
4 large eggs
2 teaspoons vanilla
extract
2 teaspoons instant
coffee
10 tablespoons
unsalted butter, softened
1 ½ cups packed
dark brown sugar
½ cup granulated
sugar
16 ounces
bittersweet chocolate, melted
2 cups semisweet
chocolate chips
Directions
Preheat oven to 350
F. Whisk flour, cocoa, baking powder, and salt together in large bowl. In
separate bowl whisk eggs, vanilla and instant coffee together until coffee is
dissolved.
Beat butter and
sugars together in large bowl until light and fluffy, 3-6 minutes.
Stir in egg mixture. Beat in melted chocolate, scraping sides of bowl as necessary.
Stir in flour
mixture until combined. Stir in chips.
Scoop dough into
balls, 1-3 inches in diameter, and place on parchment-lined baking sheet,
spaced about 1 ½ - 2 inches apart. Bake until edges are set and tops are
cracked but centers are still soft and underdone, 10-12 minutes.
Let cookies stand
on baking sheet for 10 minutes, transfer to wire rack.
Store in an airtight container. After a day or two, if there are still cookies left, recreate the fresh-from-the-oven experience of melty chocolate chips by nuking one of these devils for about 10 seconds in the microwave.
Pair these cookies with the Dirk Gently series by Douglas Adams. Book 1 – Dirk Gently’s
Holistic Detective Agency and Book 2 – The Long Dark Tea-time of the Soul.
Sadly, Adams died before finishing Book 3 – The Salmon of Doubt. The
unfinished manuscript is included in a posthumous collection – The Salmon of
Doubt: Hitchhiking the Galaxy One Last Time.
If you’re familiar
with The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy by Adams (a trilogy consisting
of six books), you’ll recognize his humor and wildly inventive imagination in
these off-beat detective novels. You might also catch hints of P.G. Wodehouse.
I like fun titles, and like all of his, but I especially like The Long Dark
Tea-Time of the Soul. Protagonists in mysteries often face a “dark night of
the soul” moment where all is lost, before triumphing and solving the crime.
If you’re ever in
crisis, reach for a double-dark chocolate devastator. It might not give you the
strength you need to carry on, but it’ll be delicious, and what more can you ask
from a cookie?
While the books are inviting to liven one’s thoughts, the cookies are to die for.
ReplyDeletePoetically put, Debra, and I agree one hundred percent.
DeleteI haven't thought of Douglas Adams' books in years. Maybe time to put some on my "reread favorites" list (I'm working on Dick Francis right now.) To be read, of course, while enjoying chocolate cookies.
ReplyDeleteDick Francis is well worth re-reading. One of my greatest dreams, when I managed an independent bookstore, was to get him to come for a visit. Douglas Adams would have been great, too!
DeleteHe came to speak at a Literary Society I belonged to. He was a wonderfully delightful man.
DeleteThey sound delicious. My problem is that I can’t eat just one.
ReplyDeleteOh, they look wonderfully divine. But then, I know the answer to the secret of the universe - tell me, does the recipe make 42 cookies?
ReplyDeleteI'd forgotten that. Yes, the recipe must make 42 cookies.
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