Christmas Jokes for Kids

Christmas Jokes For Kids

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Why does Santa like to garden?

Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe.  

What do elves learn in school?

The Elf-abet.

Why does Santa’s sled get such good mileage?

It has long-distance runners on each side.

Why was Santa’s little helper depressed?

He had low Elf-esteem.

What do you get if you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.

Where do polar bears vote?

At the North Pole.

Why do birds fly south in the winter?

It’s too far to walk.

What do you get if you cross an archer with a gift wrapper?

Ribbon Hood.

How do you have a politically correct Christmas?

You give presents TO the tree.

What nationality is Santa Claus?

North Polish.

What do snowmen eat?

Snowflakes.  

What do you get if you cross mistletoe and a duck?

A Christmas Quacker.

What do you get if you eat Christmas ornaments?

Tinsilitis.

What comes before Christmas Eve?

Christmas Adam.

Is there a reindeer named Olive?

Sure. Remember the song “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer?” It includes the lyrics:

“Olive the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names.”

What did Santa say to his toys on Christmas Eve?

Sack time, everybody.

Why did Santa get a ticket?

He parked in a snow-parking zone.

Where does Santa put his suit after Christmas?

In the Claus-et.

Do Christmas trees knit?

No. They do needlepoint.

Where did the snowman meet his wife?

At the snowball.

Why did Santa get lost on Christmas Eve?

He was mis-sled.

Why are Christmas presents so easy to tease?

They get a lot of ribbon.

What do you get in December that you don’t get in any other month?

The letter D.

Did you know Santa had only eight reindeer last Christmas?

It’s true. Comet stayed home to clean the sink.

What does Christmas have to do with a cat lost in the desert?

They both have sandy claws.

Sister: What are you giving Mom and Dad for Christmas?

Brother: A list of everything I want!

What did the proud snowkid tell his Mom?

“Look, I won Best in Snow.”

What did one snowman say to the other snowman?

Do you smell carrots?