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February Interviews

2/5 Heather Weidner, Glitter, Glam, and Contraband
2/12 Rhys Bowen, Above The Bay of Angels
2/19 Elizabeth Penney, Hems & Homicide
2/26 Annette Dashofy, Under The Radar

Saturday Guest Bloggers:
2/1 Valerie Burns
2/8 Jeannette de Beauvoir
2/15 Kathryn Lane

WWK Bloggers: 2/22 Kait Carson, 1/28 & 1/29 Special Interviews with Agatha Nominees by Paula Gail Benson


WWK is proud of our four Agatha nominees. Kaye George for Best Short Story--not her first time to be nominated, Connie Berry and Grace Topping for Best First Mystery Novel (wish they weren't having to compete against each other), and Annette Dashofy for Best Contemporary Novel--her fifth nomination!

Congratulations to our writers for the following publications:

Look for Kaye George and Margaret S. Hamilton's short stories in the new Mid-Century Murder by Darkhouse Books. Kaye's story is "Life and Death on the Road" and Margaret's story is titled "4BR/3.5BA Contemporary."

Kaye George's first novel in the Vintage Sweets mystery series, Revenge is Sweet, will be released on March 10th. Look for the interview here on March 11.

Grace Topping's second novel in Laura Bishop staging series, Staging Wars, will be released by Henery Press on April 28th. Look for the interview here on April 29th.

Don't miss Shari Randall's "The Queen of Christmas" available on at Amazon. Shari's holiday story for WWK was too long so she published it for our enjoyment. It's available for 99 cents or on Kindle Unlimited for free!

KM Rockwood's "The Society" and "To Die A Free Man; the Story of Joseph Bowers" are included in the BOULD Awards Anthology, which was released on November 19. KM won second place with a cash prize for "The Society." Congratulations, KM! Kaye George's "Meeting on the Funicular" is also in this anthology, which can be bought for 99 cents on Kindle until November 30.

Paula Gail Benson's story "Wisest, Swiftest, Kindest" appears in Love in the Lowcountry an anthology by the Lowcountry Romance Writers available 11/5 in e-book and print format on Amazon. The anthology includes fourteen stories all based in Charleston, South Carolina.

Kaye George's "Grist for the Mill" was published in A Murder of Crows anthology, edited by Sandra Murphy on October 9th.

Shari Randall will be writing again for St. Martin's, perhaps under a pseudonym. We look forward to reading Shari's Ice Cream Shop Mystery series debuting next year. Congratulations, Shari!

Susan Van Kirk's A Death At Tippett Pond was released on June 15th. Read E. B. Davis's interview with Susan.

Warren Bull's Abraham Lincoln: Seldom Told Stories was released. It is available at: GoRead: https://www.goread.com/book/abraham-lincoln-seldom-told-stories or at Amazon: https://tinyurl.com/ydaklx8p


Thursday, November 22, 2018

Christmas Jokes for Kids

Christmas Jokes For Kids

Image by toa-heftiba on upsplash

Why does Santa like to garden?
Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe.  

What do elves learn in school?
The Elf-abet.

Why does Santa’s sled get such good mileage?
It has long-distance runners on each side.

Why was Santa’s little helper depressed?
He had low Elf-esteem.

What do you get if you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Where do polar bears vote?
At the North Pole.

Why do birds fly south in the winter?
It’s too far to walk.

What do you get if you cross an archer with a gift wrapper?
Ribbon Hood.

How do you have a politically correct Christmas?
You give presents TO the tree.

What nationality is Santa Claus?
North Polish.

What do snowmen eat?

What do you get if you cross mistletoe and a duck?
A Christmas Quacker.

What do you get if you eat Christmas ornaments?

What comes before Christmas Eve?
Christmas Adam.

Is there a reindeer named Olive?
Sure. Remember the song “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer?” It includes the lyrics:
“Olive the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names.”

What did Santa say to his toys on Christmas Eve?
Sack time, everybody.

Why did Santa get a ticket?
He parked in a snow-parking zone.

Where does Santa put his suit after Christmas?
In the Claus-et.

Do Christmas trees knit?
No. They do needlepoint.

Where did the snowman meet his wife?
At the snowball.

Why did Santa get lost on Christmas Eve?
He was mis-sled.

Why are Christmas presents so easy to tease?
They get a lot of ribbon.

What do you get in December that you don’t get in any other month?
The letter D.

Did you know Santa had only eight reindeer last Christmas?
It’s true. Comet stayed home to clean the sink.

What does Christmas have to do with a cat lost in the desert?
They both have sandy claws.

Sister: What are you giving Mom and Dad for Christmas?
Brother: A list of everything I want!

What did the proud snowkid tell his Mom?
“Look, I won Best in Snow.”

What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
Do you smell carrots?


Gloria Alden said...

I loved this Warren, Gloria

KM Rockwood said...

Fun jokes! Just right for sharing with visiting young nieces & Nephews.

Kara Cerise said...

Also fun for those of us who are kids at heart!

Margaret S. Hamilton said...

Oh, Warren. I heard/read some of these jokes last night at the Zoo lights festival. Yours are better.

Kait said...

These are so cute!

E. B. Davis said...


Kait said...

Best in snow! That just caught my eye and I had to comment again. The perfect Monday laugh.

Shari Randall said...

OMG! I can't stop laughing. Thanks for the holiday ho ho ho, Warren!