If you are interested in blogging or want to promote your book, please contact E. B. Davis at writerswhokill@gmail.com.

September Interviews

9/2 Dianne Freeman, A Lady's Guide to Mischief and Murder

9/9 Ellen Byron, Murder in the Bayou Boneyard

9/16 Marilyn Levinson, writing as Allison Brook, Checked Out for Murder

9/23 Rhys Bowen, The Last Mrs. Summers

9/30 Sherry Harris, From Beer To Eternity


September Guest Bloggers


9/19 Judy Alter


WWK Weekend Bloggers

9/5 V. M. Burns

9/12 Jennifer J. Chow

9/26 Kait Carson













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For The Love Of Lobster Tales by Shari Randall is now available to download free for a limited time. Go to Black Cat Mysteries at: https://bcmystery.com/ to get your free copy! Thanks for the freebie, Shari.


Keenan Powell recently signed with agent Amy Collins of Talcott Notch. Congratulations, Keenan!


KM Rockwood's "Secrets To The Grave" will appear in the new SinC Chesapeake Chapter's new anthology Invitation To Murder, which will be released by Wildside Press on 10/6.


Congratulations to our two Silver Falchion Finalists Connie Berry and Debra Goldstein!


Paula Gail Benson's "Cosway's Confidence" placed second and Debra Goldstein's "Wabbit's Carat" received Honorable Mention in the Bethlehem Writers Roundtable 2020 short story contest. Congratulations, Paula and Debra!


Susan Van Kirk's Three May Keep A Secret has been republished by Harlequinn's Worldwide Mystery. The WWK interview about the book can be accessed here. We're so glad another publisher picked up this series.


KM Rockwood's "Burning Desire," and Paula Gail Benson's "Living One's Own Truth," have been published in the anthology Heartbreaks & Half-truths. Congratulations to all of the WWK writers.


Please join Margaret S. Hamilton's Kings River Life podcast of her short story "Busted at the Book Sale" here. Congratulations, Margaret!

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Thursday, November 22, 2018

Christmas Jokes for Kids

Christmas Jokes For Kids

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Why does Santa like to garden?
Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe.  

What do elves learn in school?
The Elf-abet.

Why does Santa’s sled get such good mileage?
It has long-distance runners on each side.

Why was Santa’s little helper depressed?
He had low Elf-esteem.

What do you get if you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.

Where do polar bears vote?
At the North Pole.

Why do birds fly south in the winter?
It’s too far to walk.

What do you get if you cross an archer with a gift wrapper?
Ribbon Hood.


How do you have a politically correct Christmas?
You give presents TO the tree.

What nationality is Santa Claus?
North Polish.

What do snowmen eat?
Snowflakes.  

What do you get if you cross mistletoe and a duck?
A Christmas Quacker.

What do you get if you eat Christmas ornaments?
Tinsilitis.

What comes before Christmas Eve?
Christmas Adam.

Is there a reindeer named Olive?
Sure. Remember the song “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer?” It includes the lyrics:
“Olive the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names.”

What did Santa say to his toys on Christmas Eve?
Sack time, everybody.

Why did Santa get a ticket?
He parked in a snow-parking zone.

Where does Santa put his suit after Christmas?
In the Claus-et.

Do Christmas trees knit?
No. They do needlepoint.

Where did the snowman meet his wife?
At the snowball.

Why did Santa get lost on Christmas Eve?
He was mis-sled.

Why are Christmas presents so easy to tease?
They get a lot of ribbon.

What do you get in December that you don’t get in any other month?
The letter D.

Did you know Santa had only eight reindeer last Christmas?
It’s true. Comet stayed home to clean the sink.


What does Christmas have to do with a cat lost in the desert?
They both have sandy claws.


Sister: What are you giving Mom and Dad for Christmas?
Brother: A list of everything I want!


What did the proud snowkid tell his Mom?
“Look, I won Best in Snow.”

What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
Do you smell carrots?

8 comments:

Gloria Alden said...

I loved this Warren, Gloria

KM Rockwood said...

Fun jokes! Just right for sharing with visiting young nieces & Nephews.

Kara Cerise said...

Also fun for those of us who are kids at heart!

Margaret S. Hamilton said...

Oh, Warren. I heard/read some of these jokes last night at the Zoo lights festival. Yours are better.

Kait said...

These are so cute!

E. B. Davis said...

Fun!

Kait said...

Best in snow! That just caught my eye and I had to comment again. The perfect Monday laugh.

Shari Randall said...

OMG! I can't stop laughing. Thanks for the holiday ho ho ho, Warren!