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July 4th Christopher Huang, A Gentleman's Murder

July 11th V. M. Burns, The Plot Is Murder

July 18th Edith Maxwell (Maddie Day), Death Over Easy

July 25th Shari Randall, Against The Claw

Our July Saturday Guest Blogger Schedule: 7/7--Mary Feliz, 7/14--Annie Hogsett, 7/21--Margaret S. Hamilton, 7/28--Kait Carson.

Our special bloggers for the fifth Monday and Tuesday of July--Kaye George and Paula Gail Benson.

Please welcome two new members to WWK--Annette Dashofy, who will blog on alternative Sundays with Jim Jackson, and Nancy Eady, who will blog on every fourth Monday. Thanks for blogging with us Annette and Nancy!

Congratulations to our writers for the following publications:

Annette Dashofy's Uneasy Prey was released in March. It is the sixth Zoe Chambers Mystery. The seventh, Cry Wolf, will be released on September 18th. Look for E. B. Davis's interview with Annette on September 19th.

Carla Damron's quirky short story, "Subplot", was published in the Spring edition of The Offbeat Literary Journal. You can find it here: http://offbeat.msu.edu/volume-18-spring-2018/

Tina Whittle's sixth Tai Randolph mystery, Necessary Ends, debuts on April 3, 2018. Look for it here. Tina was nominated for a Derringer Award for her novelette, "Trouble Like A Freight Train Coming." We're all crossing our fingers for her.

James M. Jackson's Empty Promises, the next in the Seamus McCree mystery series (5th), was published on April 3, 2018. Purchase links are here. He's working on Seamus McCree #6 (False Bottom)

Dark Sister, a poetry collection, is Linda Rodriguez's tenth published book. It's available for sale here:

Shari Randall's "Pets" will be included in Chesapeake Crimes: Fur, Feathers, and Felonies anthology, which will be published in 2018. In the same anthology "Rasputin," KM Rockwood's short story, will also be published. Her short story "Goldie" will be published in the Busted anthology, which will be released by Level Best Books on April 25th.

Shari Randall's second Lobster Shack Mystery, Against the Claw, will be available in July 31, 2018.


Friday, February 28, 2014

I Have A Cold

                                                                     Photo by Berit

I Have a Cold 

There’s nothing unusual about that except that characters in books don’t get colds.  I can recall only one character who once had a cold and there was nothing to suggest that he had post-nasal drip, a sore throat, phlegm or spells of coughing.  I know Sherlock Holmes was addicted to cocaine.  I don’t recall him suffering through the agony of withdrawal.

I often read about characters eating, but apparently very few of them go to the bathroom. 
Several pulp fiction tough private investigators got clonked on the head with some regularity but they didn’t show the effects of traumatic brain injury.  Shouldn’t their heavy drinking have exacerbated the problem? 

I think there are some things we authors don’t write about. I suspect there always have been.  For example, there are diaries of women crossing the country in covered wagons.  They wrote about babies being born on the journey, but, at least as far as I know, they didn’t write about how babies were delivered. 

I don’t recall that Hercules ever said, “Sorry I pulled a muscle wrestling a lion.  I’ll go after that monster, but I need to rest and recover first.” I know he went crazy and killed people from time to time but at least he never caught a cold.  

How are you feeling?


E. B. Davis said...

Right now, Warren, I'm cold. Outside the temperature is in the single digits!

I think that most stories avoid the mundane aspects of life, like colds, because they are boring. Women don't dwell on the horrors of childbirth, they get on with the work of the child, much more interesting.

Characters do get hurt in mysteries, but if the MC is laid up, the story can't progress. Whatever happens or doesn't must move the story forward. We put our lives on hold when we are sick. Stories can't be put on hold.

Writers though must take time off. Put your feet up, Warren. Drink some tea with honey and lemon and stay warm!

James Montgomery Jackson said...

I’ve had characters with illnesses, and I occasionally have them use the facilities – but I don’t think I’ve ever given anyone a plain old ordinary cold. Maybe I will just to say I did.

~ Jim

Carla Damron said...

A cold could be a fun thing to write. The protag interviewing a suspect but desperately needing a tissue. Hmmm.

Patricia Winton said...

Warren, this makes me laugh. When I was a high school sophomore, my teacher assigned an essay. I wrote to the cold germ that had felled me the previous week. Mrs. Wakeland's reaction to the piece made me aspire to be a writer.

Ramona said...

Warren, as the saying goes, everyone sleeps, gets dressed, and goes to the bathroom, but that doesn't mean I want to read about it.

One of my pet peeves is Disappearing Injury Syndrome. A character gets into a knock-down, drag out fight, and doesn't even have a boo boo at the end. At least have the guy limp for five minutes!

I'm sorry about your cold. That could be an interesting impairment to include in a story. I take one Benadryl and I am nearly in a coma, so maybe it's not so much the cold as the cold meds that could be fun to write.

Gloria Alden said...

Warren, funny blog, and I hope you feel better now. I have read some stories about people using a restroom, but it's more going to it than actually using it. I like Carla's idea. And Patricia, I'm glad that odd ball assignment sent you on the way to becoming a writer.

Shari Randall said...

Hope you're feeling better, Warren! This made me laugh, and think about what Ramona called Disappearing Injury Syndrome. Illnesses and injuries get in the way in real life, but we don't want to deal with them in our fantasy (reading) lives.

Linda Rodriguez said...

I hope you're feeling better, Warren.

Like Ramona, I often ponder the Disappearing Injury Syndrome. I find it in the "gritty" novels. Note: it would be grittier if the injured protagonist didn't bounce right back and walk away whistling, if maybe he had to deal with the pain and meds involved in broken bones or serious injuries while trying to solve the case.

Warren Bull said...

Injuries disappear frequently in movies too. In the remake of 3:10 From Yuma (I think that's the title) the protagonist limps at the beginning and there is talk about his injury but by the he jumps from one moving train car to the next.

KM Rockwood said...

Your blog brings to mind some comments the late Don Westlake made about some of his crime stories. He said he was tired of bank robbers who parked the car in front of the bank, came rushing out to jump into it and drove away. He said that first of all, he'd have a problem finding a praking space. Then, when the robbers came rushing out, a taxi stopped at a red light would have blocked the getaway car in. And when the taxi driver heard the sirens of the responding police, he's just stay put, even when the light changed. Westlake made good use of situations like that to build both humor and tension.

Some protagonists are larger than life and one can't imagine them ever having a cold. Others are more realistic. Unless a cold involved the plot line (like needing a tissue when questioning someone) I think it's among the vast category of things we don't usually include. Who was it that said, "I don't write the boring parts"?

Sarah Henning said...

In "Speaks the Nightbird" one of the MCs has a sore throat that becomes a serious infection. It's festering the whole book, and man, can you feel it!

Hope you get better soon, Warren!

Patty said...

I remember reading many books where someone had a cold. I think they were all romance novels where it gave the author a chance to talk about how awful someone looked with a cold, how the female looked "wan and shaky" etc. Other than Nero Wolfe I don't remember many mysteries with characters with ordinary illnesses like a cold.