Duplicate
I am not a serious duplicate bridge
player like Jim, but I have learned enough to enjoy playing. Contract bridge now seems like a game in
which chance is as important as skill.
Unlike social bridge where it’s good to be lucky in being dealt good
card, in duplicate that luck doesn’t matter. Everyone plays the same hands, so ability to bid and play
are primary, although it still helps to be lucky. The last time we played I ended up in a three no trump
contract even though my partner and I had only three clubs between us. The
highest card we had in clubs was the Queen. Our opponents had ten clubs. If they had attacked by leading
clubs until they ran out of the suit, they would have taken the first five
tricks and decimated the contract. They led clubs only once and I made the bid
plus one more trick — that’s luck!
The first group I joined took the game
so seriously that there was very little talk during the afternoon. People were patient with me, but there
was an underlying sense of impatience with me not knowing the unspoken customs
of play, such as not talking about anything unrelated to the game. At
first I didn’t have a convention
sheet. Of course, I didn’t know many conventions to write down. When people asked what my partner’s
bids meant, I often had to admit that I didn’t know.
Once or twice my partner and I did
well, but largely I believe because by chance our mistakes turned out to yield
higher scores than standard bidding and play. I liked my partner, the director and most of the
players. The director advised me
not to worry about unfriendly players because after a few hands they would move
on. The director kept the game
moving. Eventually I decided
I was not obsessive enough for that particular group.
With the second duplicate group I
started by subbing in for partners who could not attend a game for one reason
or another. At the end of the
session I would say I enjoyed playing and would ask the person I had played
with to request me as a partner when his or her regular partner was
unavailable. There was one
exception. Once a woman who had
just been my partner disappeared with a speed that Houdini would have
envied. I think she didn’t want to
listen to me asking her if she wanted to have me as a partner again. Now I play regularly with the same man.
I enjoy playing defense. Mucking around with someone else’s plan
has an element of controlled disorder that I find satisfying. I am now beginning to better appreciate
the offensive strategies needed to make a bid. I am working at learning when to bid above the value of a
hand and take an expected loss. Sometimes opponents get fewer points for
setting us than they would have gained by making a bid. I am gradually learning more about
scoring the hands.
In this group talking about things
besides bridge is acceptable. That slows down the game. Also the director will delay starting
if someone who promised to play is late.
I’ve noticed that even in the more
relaxed atmosphere of the second group people get emotionally engaged in the
game. The director is called when
there is a disagreement or uncertainty.
I’ve heard people argue about the director’s decision. Loudly. One player picked up a board (a thin piece of metal shaped
like a board with slots holding the four hands to be played) and threw it
across the room. She announced her team would take a zero on the rest of the hands.
Then she led her partner (her husband) out of the room. Another player insulted
his opponents using quite colorful language. He apologized some weeks later.
Historically, bridge resulted in a
murder. If I have the story
correct one man insulted his wife for not making a contract bid. Next he insisted
she bring him his gun from upstairs.
Eventually the man ended up shot and killed. His wife went to trial and claimed she acted in
self-defense. I don’t know if she
was convicted. Reportedly analysis
of the hand by experts showed unless the opponents made a mistake the contract
bid could not be made.
Warren, I've played a lot of different card games over the years but never bridge. I belonged to one card club, eight members, and we played 500 with partners. We enjoyed it, but I don't remember that we were excessively quiet or got upset with our partner of the evening if they goofed. My whole family played cards when we were kids and grownups. A small group of six of us for three or four years got together after I retired to play cards at a local small cafe style restaurant after we had lunch. That game was everyone for themselves, and we did so much laughing. I miss that. My sister-in-law and a cousin - the only ones still alive except for me - are planning to get together again and play cards on a regular monthly basis.
ReplyDeleteWhen she heard we were getting married, my husband's ex-wife told me that if I wanted to stay married to him, never be his bridge partner. She's a very intelligent, competitive woman, so I thanked her and have declined all offers to teach me bridge or get me lessons over the years. Ditto with golf.
ReplyDeleteI rarely play cards--Old Maid or Crazy Eights with my nieces now and then--and didn't realize that people took card games so seriously unless a pile of money was at stake.
ReplyDeleteBut it sounds like a bridge tournament would be a great setting for a murder mystery, Warren.
Warren, I’m glad you share my enthusiasm for the game.
ReplyDeleteThe ACBL (American Contract Bridge Leage) has specific rules about bad behavior, called zero-tolerence. At the clubs I play in we would not put up with such behavior as throwing a board. The player would be suspended and if something similar happened the player would be barred from playing at the club.
~ Jim