Say What? by KM Rockwood

When people mishear sayings but decide to use them anyhow, wedding version:

If you’re in the wedding party, for all in tents and

porpoises you’ve agreed to join the pre-wedding activities (intents and purposes)

They want to take pitchers at the little bridge over the pond. (pictures)

Is there something they can put in the fishpond to keep the algebra out of the water? (algae)

That’s really not much of a problem in the grand Stephen things. (grand scheme of things)

On their budget, how can they shop for such expensive dresses and not even bat and I? (bat an eye)

That’s like tossing money into the bliss. (abyss)

If she decides to wear her mother’s headpiece, that would be a nice jester. (gesture)

But first informal she should wear what she likes. (first and foremost)

Ever since they met, the bride and groom have been insufferable. (inseparable)

She says he makes her the best virgin of herself. (version)

They still have to flush out the plans. (flesh out)

The food at the reception is going to be expensive little

own an open bar. (let alone)

The groom’s mother is worried that the caterer won’t cook the chicken well and everyone will get sell my nana. (salmonella)

Since she’s not a good cook herself, that’s just a case of the popcorn in the kettle back. (the pot calling the kettle black)

But worrying about that keeps her from interfering with other details, so it’s a blessing in the skies. (blessing in disguise)

We all know she’s not exactly playing with a full desk. (full deck)

When all is sad and down, they will just squeeze the day and it’ll all work out! (said and done; seize the day)