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May Interview Schedule:
5/1 Krista Davis
5/8 Darci Hannah
5/15 Julie Hennrickus
5/22 Fishy Business Anthology Authors
5/29 James M. Jackson

Saturday Guest Bloggers: 5/4 Marci Rendon, 5/11 Diane Bator

WWK Satuday Bloggers: 5/18 Gloria Alden, 5/25 Kait Carson

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Congratulations to our writers for the following publications:

Congratulations to Margaret S. Hamilton for being a finalist in the Daphne Du Maurier contest. Margaret competes in the Unpublished/Mainstream mystery/suspense category.

Congratulations to Shari Randall for WINNING the Agatha Award for Best First Novel. Her book, Curses, Boiled Again was published by St. Martin's last year. Read the interview about the book here. Yay, Shari!

Fishy Business anthology authors include KM Rockwood, Debra Goldstein, and James M. Jackson. This volume was edited by Linda Rodriguez.

Please read Margaret S. Hamilton and Debra Goldstein's short stories (don't ask about their modus operandi) in a new anthology, Cooked To Death Vol. IV: Cold Cut Files

Warren Bull's Abraham Lincoln: Seldom Told Stories was released. It is available at: GoRead: https://www.goread.com/book/abraham-lincoln-seldom-told-stories or at Amazon: https://tinyurl.com/ydaklx8p

Grace Topping's mystery, Staging is Murder was released April 30.

KM Rockwood's new short story, "Map to Oblivion," has been included the anthology Shhhh...Murder! edited by Andrew MacRae and published by Darkhouse Books. It was released on Sept. 12.

Warren Bull also has a story in Shhh...Murder! Look for "Elsinore Noir," Warren's short story, in this anthology.

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Friday, April 5, 2019

Literary Insults 1 by Warren Bull

Literary Insults 1 by Warren Bull

Image by Erik Mclean on Upsplash

When you run out of insults, consider these:



King Lear, William Shakespeare
“Thou art a base, proud, shallow, beggarly, three-suited, hundred-pound, filthy worsted-stocking knave; a lily-liver’d, action-taking, whoreson, glass-gazing, superserviceable, finical rogue; one-trunk-inheriting slave; one that wouldst be a bawd in way of good service, and art nothing but the composition of a knave, beggar, coward, pandar, and the son and heir of a mungril bitch.”

The Catcher in the Rye, J.D. Salinger
“I told him he didn’t even care if a girl kept all her kings in the back row or not, and the reason he didn’t care was because he was a goddam stupid moron. He hated it when you called him a moron. All morons hate it when you call them a moron.”

Matilda, Roald Dahl
“You blithering idiot! … You festering gumboil! You fleabitten fungus! … You bursting blister! You moth-eaten maggot!”

A Clockwork Orange, Anthony Burgess
“Well, well, well, well. If it isn’t fat, stinking billygoat Billy-Boy in poison. How art thou, thy globby bottle of cheap, stinking chip-oil? Come and get one in the yarbles, if you have any yarbles, you eunuch jelly thou.”

As You Like It, William Shakespeare
“I desire that we be better strangers.”

The Lion and the Unicorn, George Orwell
“He is simply a hole in the air.”

Janet's Repentance (taken from Scenes of Clerical Life), George Eliot
“A deistical prater, fit to sit in the chimney-corner of a pot-house, and make blasphemous comments on the one greasy newspaper fingered by beer-swilling tinkers.”


The Importance of Being Earnest, Oscar Wilde
“I never saw anybody take so long to dress, and with such little result.”

Breakfast At Tiffany’s, Truman Capote
“It should take you about four seconds to walk from here to the door. I’ll give you two.”

The Sun Also Rises, Ernest Hemingway
“I misjudged you… You’re not a moron. You’re only a case of arrested development.”

The Life and Adventures of Martin Chuzzlewit, Charles Dickens
“He would make a lovely corpse”

The Long Goodbye, Raymond Chandler
"You talk too damn much and too damn much of it is about you."


The Dying Animal, Philip Roth
"Stop worrying about growing old. And think about growing up."


7 comments:

Margaret S. Hamilton said...

great! The Lear quote is my favorite.

E. B. Davis said...

I can't decide on my favorite. Love these. Thanks, Warren.

Warren Bull said...

You're welcome

Gloria Alden said...


I found everyone of them funny although I'd never use them, I still enjoyed reading them.

jake devlin said...

Great insults, especially the one from King Lear. I used this one several times, but only had two that gave me the followup line, so I could use the second part, once on Twitter a few years ago, and once in person: "That is the second stupidest tweet (thing) I've seen (heard) all day." And the followup response: "Oh, yeah? What's the first?" "Whatever your next tweet is (you say next)." Both responded with silence.

KM Rockwood said...

I'll file these away for future use!

Jacqueline Seewald said...

Warren,

What a great collection of quotes you've given us!