Rejection Letters 2 by Warren Bull

Rejection Letters 2 by Warren Bull

More from Alex Carter at Mental Floss who provides authors everywhere with hope by sharing some of the rejection letters sent to great writers by publishers who missed the opportunity to publish what later became very successful books.  Let’s rise from our hot keyboards, and shake our hands in the air as we shout, “Write on!”

Image from Daniel Pascoa on Upsplash 

   VLADIMIR NABOKOV

“…overwhelmingly nauseating, even to an enlightened Freudian … the whole thing is an unsure cross between hideous reality and improbable fantasy. It often becomes a wild neurotic daydream … I recommend that it be buried under a stone for a thousand years.”

Released in 1955, Vladimir Nabokov’s Lolita saw the light of day much sooner than this publisher hoped.

  RUDYARD KIPLING

“...you just don’t know how to use the English language.”

Rudyard Kipling got this response to a short story he pitched to a now-defunct newspaper, the San Francisco Examiner.

   HUNTER S. THOMPSON

“...you shit-eating freak. I warned you not to write that vicious trash about me — Now you better get fitted for a black eyepatch in case one of yours gets gouged out by a bushy-haired stranger in a dimly-lit parking lot. How fast can you learn Braille? You are scum.”

Another example of writer-to-writer smacktalk. Hunter S. Thompson sent this doozy of a rejection to his biographer, William McKeen.

  D.H. LAWRENCE

“...for your own sake do not publish this book.”

D.H. Lawrence did not take this advice, and Lady Chatterley’s Lover was soon published.

   JOHN LE CARRÉ

"You’re welcome to Le Carré—he hasn’t got any future.”

This note was sent by one publisher to another about John Le Carré and his third novel, The Spy Who Came In From The Cold, which became an international bestseller.

   LOUISA MAY ALCOTT

“Stick To Teaching.”

Louisa May Alcott rejected this dismissive response to Little Women. It would be published in two volumes in 1868 and 1869, and remains a classic nearly 150 years later.

   F. SCOTT FITZGERALD

"You’d have a decent book if you’d get rid of that Gatsby character."

The rather drastic revision was suggested to F. Scott Fitzgerald about—you guessed it—The Great Gatsby.

   STEPHEN KING

“We are not interested in science fiction which deals with negative utopias. They do not sell.”

Despite this feedback, Stephen King eventually published The Running Man under the pseudonym Richard Bachman.

   SYLVIA PLATH

“Reject recommended: I’m not sure what Heinemann’s sees in this first novel unless it is a kind of youthful American female brashness. But there certainly isn’t enough genuine talent for us to take notice.”

An editor at Alfred A. Knopf rejected Sylvia Plath's The Bell Jar twice: first when the manuscript was submitted under a pseudonym (above) and again (below) when her name was attached to it. Her name proved to be surprisingly difficult for the editor to spell:

“I have now re-read—or rather read more thoroughly— “The Bell Jar”, with the knowledge that it is by Sylva Plath which has added considerably to its interest for it is obviously flagrantly autobiographical. But it still is not much of a novel. The trouble is that she has not succeeded in using her material in a novelistic way; there is no viewpoint, no sifting out o the experiences of being a Mademoiselle contest winner with the month in New York, the subsequent mental breakdown and suicide attempts, the brash loss of virginity at the end. One feels simply that Miss Plat is writing of them because [these] things did happen to her and the incidents are in themselves good for a story, but throw them together and they don’t necessarily add up to a novel. One never feels, for instance, the deep-rooted anguish that would drive this girl to suicide. It is too bad because Miss Play has a way with words and a sharp eye or unusual and vivid detail. But maybe now that this book is out of her system she will use her talent more effectively next time.”

One of my favorite short stories collected a dozen rejections before it found a home. What memorable rejections have you received? 

Rejection Letters 1 by Warren Bull

Rejection Letters 1 by Warren Bull

Image from Daniel Pascoa at Upsplash

Alex Carter at  Mental Floss provides authors everywhere with hope by sharing some of the rejection letters sent to great writers by publishers who missed the opportunity to publish what later became very successful books. I say, let’s rise from our hot keyboards, and shake our hands in the air as we shout, “Write on!”

 Famous Authors and Their Rejections

by Alex Carter at Mental Floss

It’s hard to think that authors who have sold millions of books could ever have been rejected, but everyone had to start somewhere.

HERMAN MELVILLE

Melville's masterpiece, Moby-Dick, was turned down by multiple publishers, some of whom had creative suggestions for the author. Peter J. Bentley of Bentley & Son Publishing House wrote: "First, we must ask, does it have to be a whale? While this is a rather delightful, if somewhat esoteric, plot device, we recommend an antagonist with a more popular visage among the younger readers. For instance, could not the Captain be struggling with a depravity towards young, perhaps voluptuous, maidens?"

Melville nevertheless got his tale of futile revenge published—by none other than Richard Bentley, of Bentley & Son. (The American edition debuted less than a month later.) That said, the author still made some serious sacrifices, paying for the typesetting and plating himself.

ERNEST HEMINGWAY

The Sun Also Rises is perhaps Hemingway's most widely read work, but not everyone was a fan. In 1925, Moberley Luger of publisher Peacock & Peacock wrote to the 26-year-old author: "If I may be frank — you certainly are in your prose — I found your efforts to be both tedious and offensive. You really are a man’s man, aren’t you? I wouldn’t be surprised to hear that you had penned this entire story locked up at the club, ink in one hand, brandy in the other. Your bombastic, dipsomaniac, where-to-now characters had me reaching for my own glass of brandy."

It's a harsh assessment—though from what we know of Hemingway, it proposes a scenario that is not unlikely either. Still, this rejection hardly damaged his career. The novel would be published by Scribner's the following year.

   GEORGE ORWELL

Sometimes fellow writers give the thumbs down. In 1944, T.S. Eliot was working at Faber & Faber and wrote a largely apologetic rejection of Animal Farm to George Orwell that included this appraisal: "… we have no conviction (and I am sure none of the other directors would have) that this is the right point of view from which to criticize the the political situation at the present time … Your pigs are far more intelligent than the other animals, and therefore the best qualified to run the farm—in fact, there couldn’t have been an animal farm at all without them: so that what was needed, (someone might argue), was not more communism but more public-spirited pigs.”

The work was rejected by at least four publishers before making it into print in August 1945.

KENNETH GRAHAME

“An irresponsible holiday story that will never sell.”

This might possibly be the most whimsical description ever of the adventures of Mole, Rat, Toad, and Badger in the best-selling children's tale The Wind In The Willows.

H.G. WELLS

“An endless nightmare. I think the verdict would be ‘Oh don’t read that horrid book.’”

Despite this editor's take on The War of The Worlds, the tale of alien invasion is still in print nearly 120 years later.

  JOSEPH HELLER

“I haven’t the foggiest idea about what the man is trying to say. Apparently, the author intends it to be funny.”

Joseph Heller decided to name his satirical book about World War II after the 22 rejections he received: Catch-22.

  KURT VONNEGUT

“We have been carrying out our usual summer house-cleaning of the manuscripts on our anxious bench and in the file, and among them I find the three papers which you have shown me as samples of your work. I am sincerely sorry that no one of them seems to us well adapted for our purpose. Both the account of the bombing of Dresden and your article, 'What’s a Fair Price for Golden Eggs?' have drawn commendation although neither one is quite compelling enough for final acceptance."

Sent to Kurt Vonnegut by Atlantic Monthly in response to three writing samples, this is one of the more pleasant rejection letters. Vonnegut turned the Dresden bombing account into Slaughterhouse-Five.

  MARCEL PROUST

“I rack my brains why a chap should need thirty pages to describe how he turns over in bed before going to sleep.”

To be fair, Marcel Proust’s Remembrance of Things Past is 1.5 million words long, so perhaps this is a reasonable question.

One very helpful rejection I got was from the publisher who later accepted and published my first book. I am so happy it was not published in the awful version that I submitted first.  Do you have any happy rejection stories?

Feeling Rejected?

This blog was originally posted in 2014 by blogger Kara Cerise formerly of WWK. Its wisdom prompted me to post it for today's blog.                                                              E. B. Davis 

Have you received a not so nice rejection letter? Take heart; you're in good company. Before some authors became famous, and even after, they received rejection letters that were mean, mocking, and nasty. These rejections also were remarkable for their bad judgment and advice. By comparison, it makes the nonspecific "this isn't exactly what we're looking for at the moment" feel like a love letter.

Some jaw-dropping rejections:

Ernest Hemingway’s novel, The Torrents of Spring, was rejected with, “It would be extremely rotten taste, to say nothing of being horribly cruel, should we want to publish it.”

In 1966, Redbook sent a blunt rejection to writer Mary Higgins Clark, “We found the heroine as boring as her husband had.”

“…an absurd and uninteresting fantasy which was rubbish and dull.” An agent to William Golding about Lord of the Flies.

H.G. Wells received a disheartening rejection letter after he submitted The War of the Worlds. “An endless nightmare. I do not believe it would ‘take’…I think the verdict would be ‘Oh don’t read that horrid book’.”

F. Scott Fitzgerald’s The Great Gatsby was rejected with the advice, “You’d have a decent book if you’d get rid of that Gatsby Character.”

Editor of the San Francisco Examiner to Rudyard Kipling, “I’m sorry, Mr. Kipling, but you just don’t know how to use the English language.”

“Too different from other juveniles on the market to warrant its selling.” A rejection letter sent to Dr. Seuss for his book, And to Think I Saw it on Mulberry Street.

When Louisa May Alcott tried to get Little Women published she was advised, “Stick to teaching.”

“…overwhelmingly nauseating…I recommend that it be buried under a stone for a thousand years.” Rejection of Vladimir Nabokov’s Lolita.

One publishing house rejected Stephen King’s novel, Carrie, because they were “not interested in science fiction which deals with negative utopias. They do not sell.”

“(Your poems) are quite remarkable for defects as for beauties and are generally devoid of true poetical qualities.” Rejection to poet Emily Dickinson.

Chicken Soup for the Soul was rejected by one publisher who thought it was “too nicey-nice” and “nobody wants to read a book of short little stories.”

“...she is a painfully dull, inept, clumsy, undisciplined, rambling and thoroughly amateurish writer whose every sentence, paragraph and scene cries for the hand of a pro.” Excerpt from a rejection letter for Jacqueline Susann’s book, Valley of the Dolls.

A publisher rejected Tony Hillerman’s first Navajo detective novel and suggested that he “get rid of all the Indian stuff.”

“You have no business being a writer and should give up.” Rejection letter to Zane Grey who is believed to have over 250 million books in print.

“The girl doesn’t, it seems to me, have a special perception or feeling which would lift that book above the ‘curiosity’ level.” Letter from one of fifteen publishers who rejected The Diary of Anne Frank.

“He hasn’t got any future.” A letter from a publisher to his colleague regarding John le Carré who wrote The Spy Who Came in from the Cold.

Animal Farm by George Orwell was rejected by Alfred Knopf because it was “impossible to sell animal stories in the U.S.A.”

I don’t know about you, but reading these rejections made me mad. What if the authors had believed the negative (and just plain wrong) messages and given up on a story or career? We all would have lost out on some great literature. So, if you’re feeling the sting of rejection, chin up, grab a piece of chocolate for courage, and get back to work. These writers somehow continued to write after being rejected and you can too!

To read more author rejection letters go to: Literary Rejections, Mental Floss, Telegraph, and The Best Colleges.