By James M. Jackson
The Chicago to Madison flight was delayed an hour and a half
because the crew was arriving on a plane from Raleigh-Durham, and that flight
was diverted south to avoid massive thunderstorms curving from Michigan down to
below St. Louis. I fought to stay awake on that flight so when I got home, I could
sleep instead of being invigorated by a “nap.”
That worked. After I emptied my suitcase and took a shower,
my Oura watch says I was asleep one minute after I climbed into bed. I arose at
8:00 am to keep adjusting to the CDT and after breakfast looked at my to-do
list, which I had not done while on vacation.
That’s when I discovered that my first Tuesday of the month
blog for Writers Who Kill was due to go live at midnight the next day, and I
hadn’t paid attention to that and written this blog before I left for India.
Normally, I would write about my trip and illustrate it with several of my
photos—but I purposefully did not take a computer with me so I would be mindful
of the special place I was visiting and not spend lots of time going through my
thousands of images to find the best ones.
What to write then? Well, it is April Fools’
Day, so I thought I would share an April Fools’ joke created by George
Plimpton, a wonderful sports writer who is best known for his realistic
accounts of competing against professional athletes of various sports.
For the April 1, 1985 edition of Sports Illustrated,
he wrote a story “The Curious Case of Sidd Finch.”[i]
Sidd was a reclusive 28-year-old Harvard dropout, trained by Buddhist monks. He
was fluent in Sanskrit, played the French horn, and impressively could hurl a
baseball at 168 miles per hour. (To understand how ludicrous this is, Aroldis
Chapman threw the fastest recorded pitch on September 24, 2010, a blazing 105.8
mph.)
Back to the story, in which Plimpton reported the Mets had
given Sidd a secret tryout. The Mets went along with the prank and allowed
players and coaches to be photographed with a middle school art teacher who
posed as Sidd.
The subhead of the piece should have given the joke away
with its absurdity and initial letters spelling out April Fools’ Day (He’s
a pitcher, part yogi and part recluse.
Impressively liberated from our opulent life-style,
Sidd’s deciding about yoga.)
How could anyone fall for that? Well, the article
purportedly led other teams to contact the Mets to learn more about this
mysterious new phenom.
What’s your favorite April Fools’ Joke?
[i] Sidd Finch: A pitcher, part yogi and part recluse. - Sports Illustrated https://www.si.com/mlb/2014/10/15/curious-case-sidd-finch
James
M. Jackson authors the Seamus McCree series. Full of mystery and suspense,
these thrillers explore financial crimes, family relationships, and what
happens when they mix. To learn more information about Jim and
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Happy April Fool's Day, Jim!
ReplyDeleteThanks, Heather and the same to you!
DeleteI admit I'm not a fan of April Fools jokes. My dad was merciless in his pranks, and I, as a child, fell into his trap EVERY TIME. It soured me and put me on high alert every April first. Having said that, I do wish you a Happy April Fool's Day, Jim.
ReplyDeleteYes, April Fools' jokes can be a way to mask cruelty whether perpetrated by family or friends. I hope you have a great day without suffering any fools!
DeleteGlad that you had an enjoyable and safe journey. High points to you for fully focusing on what you were seeing and not writing about it.
ReplyDeleteThanks, Grace.
DeleteI was working in a state prison. Since being on my work crew was considered a good job, it consisted primarily of "old heads" with long sentences.
ReplyDeleteI had a "secure" locker in which to keep anything personal I brought in (like lunch) and potential weapons (like scissors.) It was a regular locker with locked metal bands and padlocks around it.
One March 31, several of my crew members convinced a correctional officer to take them from their cell block and into our worksite to stage an April Fools joke.
When I go in to work the next morning, I opened my locker. They had disassembled it and reassembled it so that the back was in front of the shelves with barely and inch between it and the door.
It was amusing, but since they had no access to keys to the padlocks or any tools, it did shake my faith in my "secure" locker.
Good story, KM. Yes, security is overrated whether it be physical locks or electronic safeguards. Given enough time (and prisoners certainly have that) and a bit of skill, people can make anything insecure.
DeleteGreat stories, Jim and Kathleen!
ReplyDeleteThanks
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